In honor of Mother's Day...

Sometimes I think I'm turning into one of them:

"Now, let's count....zero, one, two, three...Yes, is this very important?"
"I want go home."
"Me too. Later. After math....four, five, six...YES? Is this very important? Do you need to go to the bathroom? Are you hurt?"
"I want mommy."
"Well, me too. I want my mommy too. And my mommy lives very far away and I won't get to see her until July."
"Where your mommy?"
"She lives very far away. In America."
"Why?"
"Because that is where her house is. That is where my family lives, where I am from."
"She will visit you in Qatar?"
"No, she will not visit me in Qatar."
"Why?"
"Because it is too far."
"So what your mommy name?
"My mommy's name? Her name is Geri."
"HAHAHAHAHHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yes! Her name is Geri. Why?"
"Hahahahahaha Geri! Hahahaha and your daddy name Tom? Hahahaha!"

Is it bad that I appreciate their Tom and Jerry humor? I have to say though, pretty clever for a bunch of four year olds.

Thanks, Mom. I love you!