All you need is love...

The bounds of extreme love and extreme hate are fairly easily reached in KG.

From 'Teacher, I love you 11,' we've rapidly progressed to:
"Miss Batreesa, I love you sixtyhundredsixtyten."
"Teacher, I love you zerofifteeneightsixninefiveonehundredm."
"Miss Batreesa, I like you six hundred twenty-two."
"Teacher, I like you like that!" [Holds up all ten fingers]
"Teacha! Teacha!" [Grabs my hand, pulls my arm down, and plasters me with kisses. Starting at my hand and working up to my neck and then back down. Whoa child.]

General response:
"Oh my GOODNESS, that's such a big number! Thank you! I love you that much also."

A sampling of KGWWE Smacktalk:
"Teacher, he say for me x!"
"Teacher, she make like this for me!" [Sticks out tongue]
"Teacher, he say for me absent!"
"Teacher, she say for me wrong!"
And my personal favorite from lunchtime yesterday, "Miss Batreesa, she say for me this not sandwich!"

General response:
"Are you hurt? Are you x? Are you absent? Is that a sandwich? Then you're fine. Tell her that is not nice and that is all. It's not nice to tell on your friends. Only tell me if you are hurt."